I know what you are all thinking, and you are right, I am a perfect physical specimen. And yes, you are all right, to a degree. However, if I want to achieve SUPER-human perfection, it's going to take quite some work. For example, I don't believe superheroes get winded after standing up or need to sit down and take a break after lifting up the toilet seat, which creates a unique problem. So yes, this morning I started jogging, and even if my attempt to cast aside the shackles of mere mortal perfection ends in failure, it was worth the attempt to be able to come home from work last night and see this note on my door.
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