List: What I Don’t Want for Christmas

• A book report
• Kleenex® Lotion Tissue
  
• Asthma
• A wedgie
• Teva® Sport Sandals
• Sweet potatoes
• Rain turning into anything other than snow
  Anything other than sunshine
• Constipation
  
• Any kind of bodily piercing found as a surprise
  
• Cat furniture (i.e. cat condo, cat tree, kitty gym, etc.)
• A computer virus
• A howling dog as an alarm that won’t turn off
  
• Leather pants
  
• Overdrawn fees due to insufficient funds
• Coal
• Anything Star Trek related
• Sudden and persistent influx of spam email
• Gum on my shoe
• A cold shower